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More tech support chronicles.
You might remember me as the patient MSN representative.

I am now working for Xbox 360 customer support. Still within Microsoft, just a different department.
A couple days ago I got an interesting call.


Me: "Thank you for calling Xbox customer support. My name is George. May I please have your na--"
Customer: "MY CONSOLE IS IN THE FREEZER."
Me: "... Excuse me?"
Customer: "MY CONSOLE IS IN THE FREEZER. AND I HAVE A GAME INSIDE. WHAT CAN I DO."
Me: "Uhm. Well, first thing to do is take the console out of the freezer."
Customer: "OKAY I'LL TRY THAT OUT. THANKS."
(click)


I am still scratching my head.

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Can you check to see if you've received my console? >_>

But yeah, that's odd.

I'll be glad to. Just call us at 1800 4MY XBOX. :)

If you're lucky enough, you'll get me. :O

(no subject) - trickstyle2, 2007-01-27 04:43 am (UTC)(Expand)
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Ok..I feel so much less dorky now. I once tried to dry out a TiVo remote that went swimming (courtesy of my not quite 3 year old)by microwaving it.

LMAO!!!

How did that one work for you?

When my daughter was about 12-16 months old her favorite thing to do was pour out glasses- she'd dump it on whatever was near and worth $$ and laugh her butt of. I had to buy library books, appologise profusely to a friend who's purse because a swimming pool, dry out several pairs of shoes....

(no subject) - kittylair, 2007-01-27 11:56 am (UTC)(Expand)
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(no subject) - ifeedformula, 2007-01-28 07:34 pm (UTC)(Expand)
Well, at least it was a quick fix! :O

OT: Icon squee!!! Rita!!! *indulges in her geekness*

10 to 1 it was a frat kids crank call, funny though, :)

a microsoft employee? People like you on the internet?

Wow. You don't see that often.

Do you know how I could access the department where I can claim my free copy of Vista Ultimate, which I earned by submitting bugs for it to Tech support? There's no obvious way to reach them over the phone.

Not really :/ Sorry... different departments

However when I am at work I should have access to the database. I'll try to see if I can get that number for you tomorrow.

(no subject) - whosyerparrot2, 2007-01-27 06:27 am (UTC)(Expand)
(no subject) - funkyplatypus, 2007-01-28 03:32 am (UTC)(Expand)
(no subject) - whosyerparrot2, 2007-01-28 06:37 am (UTC)(Expand)
... Now I'm half wondering if it's my boyfriend, although he wouldn't be silly enough to call.

But he did find his cell phone in the freezer once.

I've had to freeze a hard drive before. Do Xboxes have hard drives?

From my very limited understanding of computers, the head was repeatedly hitting the hard disc, causing irreparable damage. Freezing the hard drive made the metal of the head contract away from the disc, and thus gave a half hour window in which the head was not bouncing off the disc during which my brother could salvage what data was left.


I tried freezing a hard drive once. Second hard drive to die in a year. Grr. I'd done backups of most, but not all, of the data on the hard drive. Alas, freezing didn't help. :-(

You laugh but I do that with my PS2.

Something is fucked up with the damn thing, so it doesn't play anything unless it's nice and cool enough, and to do so, I often pop it in the fridge, or if there's no room there, the freezer.

But hey, at least I don't call tech support about WTF SHOULD I DO! OMG, IT'S IN THE FREEZER!

Seems like even if it was in the freezer... for whatever reason... the next logical step would be... to take it out. Did he really need to be told that?

Huh.I wonder if he meant it was frozen? As in processes locked up?

yeah

yeah thats what I was going to ask...

Maybe that he meant it was frozen...

I mean you wouldnt think he would have put it in the...freezer

Re: yeah - funkyplatypus, 2007-01-28 03:33 am (UTC)(Expand)
Re: yeah - maddykins, 2007-01-28 03:35 am (UTC)(Expand)
HAHAHAH what the FUCK was going on with that guy?

Maybe it was overheating and he decided to shove the thing in the freezer? O.o

As a sidenote, if a 360 seems to be scratching discs as it's reading them, there's no way to fix it, is there? *bothers you while off the clock*

If a 360 SEEMS to be scratching discs as it's reading them, you're most probably moving it or vibrating it or it's not on a flat surface. If that's not the case, you can call us and ask for a repair, but don't expect your damaged discs to be replaced :/ Company policy... don't yell at the representative who has to give you the bad news.

(no subject) - zombieroadtrip, 2007-01-28 04:03 am (UTC)(Expand)
Uh. What. O_o; I have no words for this. The stupid hurts my poor brain.

Please tell me that was a prank call.

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