Had a holiday tour of the SE-ern US, finally back to work and...the people are still whiny. Here's two quick ones, more to come:
1.) Ma'am, if you are in SUCH a hurry don't go to a sit down "enjoy the experience"-type restaurant. It was a slow lunch shift, you sat, ordered, and were served within 20 minutes...then pissed and moaned about the wait, had everything boxed, and stiffed on the tip. For the type of restaurant we are, that's phenomenal timing. If your time was that short, please feel free to visit a local Wendys.
2.) Sir, I'm very sorry we took away the lunch specials for holiday season. The dinners are available all day for the moment (sidebar:NYE was underwhelming and we had some ingredients that needed to sell fast before they went bad), and the lunch specials saved a buck or two. So please, talk on your iPhone5 about how "outrageous" it is while your Rolex glistens in the sun that hasn't found its way to the shiny coat on your Oakleys. Oh, leaving bc we don't have the specials?? Please, speed away in your Range Rover and have a (not) lovely day...
ETA: to clarify confusion...guy in #2 was angry that he couldn't save the dollar or two that combining the pizza and salad on the "lunch specials" would have saved him. He had enough "shiny things" to buy the whole menu twice over (including the wine list) yet pissed and moaned about a $2 (tops) price difference.
- new year, new menu...same assholes