I bartend at TGIF. I'm pretty awesome at my job, but I am human, and every so often one of my guests will have a complaint about me. Tonight's complaint is probably my favorite so far.
"The bartender was really aggressively cheerful, and we found it offensive."
I'm assuming this was based off our initial interaction, which was me greeting them "Hi guys! How's your night going?" and then when I got zero response, and it seemed like they hadn't even seen me standing at their table offering them menus, I tried again, equally perky, "How's it going, gentlemen?" which got me the response of "we heard you the first time" and then more avoidance of eye contact and silence.
- A WTFy complaint