Alright guys. Seriously.
I like Battletoads just as much as the next guy. That was one of my favorite games on the SNES. Sega too, for that matter. It was just an all around feel-good game. Don't get me wrong, I mean I liked it and all...
Getting fifty prank calls a day about Battletoads, on the other hand, is not so likable.
Apparently there's a post running around 4chan and ebaumsworld that instructs people to call their local GameStop and ask a strange question about Battletoads. The following were just a few examples from today:
"Yeah, hi. I bought a couple of Battletoads from WalMart, and uh...I can't seem to get them to battle. What do I do?"
"My Battletoad is very hungry. What do I feed it?"
"Hi there. I'm wondering...who would win in a fight? Battletoad, or Hypnotoad?"
"DO YOU HAVE BATTLETOADS 7?! I LOVE BATTLETOADS!"
"Do you guys have any extra copies of Assassin's Creed? I hear Altair has to collect 100 Battletoad flags."
"Do you have Battletoads 7? No? Oh...what about Pokemon Mudkip's Water Ranger Adventure? God I love Mudkips....mmmmmm. Mudkip. Oh, Mudkip....*heavy breathing*"
...Okay, I have to be honest. That last one cracked me the hell up. I give that guy props. At least he was original.
And to answer everybody's question?
No. We don't have Battletoads 7. However, if you'd like to preorder it, you can put 5 dollars down and guarantee yourself a copy when the game releases. I'm pretty sure it's coming out right about the time that you are, you freakin' buttsurfers!
Stop calling me! And if you refuse to do that, at least make me laugh.
- do u liek mudkips?