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I couldn't believe this one...
Dear Teenage Asshats,

Yes, my coworker is gay. Yes, I am straight. However, he and I are also good friends. I know for a fact that he would never think of "pushing up on me from behind", and I do not need to "look out for myself" around him. You do not need to say how sorry you are to hear that I work with a gay person. I already knew you were insensitive, but when I remarked "Somebody may be gay, but that doesn't make them a bad person, does it?" and you replied "Yeah, it does, actually," you also proved that you are both idiots. You further drove this point home by saying that you weren't trying to be "racist". As I told you, there's a difference between racism and homophobia. Your reply "Yeah, well, there's a difference between just talking and me punching your fuckin' teeth down your throat if you ever talk to me like that again" made me hate you even more. You then proceeded to squirt salad dressing all over the tables and floor in an attempt to retaliate against me, then hit on the cashier when it was obvious she wanted nothing to do with you, then began swinging a baseball bat at other customers in the parking lot. If I ever see you in this restaruant again, I swear I'll drive a chair leg through both your skulls.

No love,
Disgruntled and Remarkably Offended BK Slave


2006-05-02 09:25 pm (UTC) (Link)

oh wow.


2006-05-02 09:28 pm (UTC) (Link)

If I ever see you in this restaruant again, I swear I'll drive a chair leg through both your skulls.

And then people would make it out like you're the bad guy in the situation.

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2006-05-03 09:19 am (UTC) (Link)

I saw a really big, buff guy in Hartford once with a muscle shirt that read, "That's 'MISTER FAG' to You."


2006-05-03 09:01 pm (UTC) (Link)

No, 'cause when you're attacked by a racist you can get sympathy from your parents, and when you're attacked by a homophobe it may well be one of your parents.

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2006-05-04 06:57 am (UTC) (Link)

You have a 13 yr old love slave?
Damn...the lovin must be good.

I know about how small that is b/c I work w/ a girl that size.
If she cut her hair she'd look like a 12 year old boy.


2006-05-02 09:42 pm (UTC) (Link)

Did you get their plate number? I'll bring the flammables.


2006-05-03 04:16 am (UTC) (Link)



2006-05-02 09:50 pm (UTC) (Link)

The sad thing is, if you'd have beaten them within an inch of their pathetic little lives, you would have been the one to go to jail.


2006-05-02 10:08 pm (UTC) (Link)

Totally worth it, though.


2006-05-02 10:16 pm (UTC) (Link)

Oh, totally agree!


2006-05-02 09:56 pm (UTC) (Link)

As soon as they started squirting shit on the floor and tables I would've called the cops. That's vandalism. I don't care if you can clean it up. You can clean up spray paint, too. It's just a bit tougher to clean up than thousand island dressing. And if they actually made it as far as the baseball bat thing after the police were called, I would call the police again.

What fucking morons those kids were.


2006-05-02 09:57 pm (UTC) (Link)

....and you didn't call the police why?

Harrassment, vandalism, endangering other people...shit, I'd've called the cops right away.


2006-05-03 12:30 am (UTC) (Link)

Not to mention he threatened the OP.

I hate my generation.


2006-05-02 10:01 pm (UTC) (Link)

Hmm, I've always wondered about people who were so vehemently anti-whatever. Methinks they protest too much.

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2006-05-02 10:09 pm (UTC) (Link)


Best. Scrabble word. EVER.

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2006-05-02 10:14 pm (UTC) (Link)

I believe you are right!


2006-05-02 10:36 pm (UTC) (Link)

in the ENGLISH language.

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2006-05-03 04:52 pm (UTC) (Link)

Yes but the Americans haven't spoken it in years!

Me quote:
"I only speak two languages- bad english and piss poor japanese!"


2006-05-02 10:49 pm (UTC) (Link)

It can be longer still, actually. "Pseudoantidisestablishmentarianism."


2006-05-02 10:50 pm (UTC) (Link)

Pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis (sp) is the longest word in the English language (or at least the dictrionary), if you count medical terms. But I kind of suspect they made it superlong just for the hell of it.


2006-05-03 12:34 am (UTC) (Link)

The chemical name for the Tobacco Mosaic Virus has appeared in a publication, and is therefore considered the longest English word as it contains 1185 letters. However, you could argue that it's not a "word" because it's a chemical name, and the one you gave (that I won't retype), is the longest ever in a dictionary.

The virus name is spelled out in the wikipedia article here

My favorite "long word" is Hippopotomonstrosesquipedalian, which means "pertaining to a very long word"


2006-05-03 07:06 am (UTC) (Link)

actually i believe it's this. : )


2006-05-03 07:07 am (UTC) (Link)

as already stated by the poster above me :P


2006-05-03 02:03 pm (UTC) (Link)

I said "or at least in the DICTIONARY". I'm pretty damn sure that's not in the dictionary.


2006-05-03 10:55 pm (UTC) (Link)

wow, no need to get angry about it.

it's in my copy of "The Word Lover's Dictionary."


2006-05-03 05:28 am (UTC) (Link)


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2006-05-03 08:10 am (UTC) (Link)

PneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoFROMAGE HAW-HAW!

...I don't know. XD


2006-05-04 11:05 am (UTC) (Link)


made that one up meself ^_^


2006-05-03 06:56 pm (UTC) (Link)

you can't use it in scrabble


2006-05-03 06:59 am (UTC) (Link)

Actually, antidisestablishmentarianism is specifically referencing the opposition to the opposition (redundant, I know) of the association of church and state, so by technicality you could say it's being for the association of church and state.


2006-05-04 07:47 pm (UTC) (Link)

Or not necessarily for it, but not thinking that splitting them up is a good idea. I think a lot of conservatives were/are opposed to disestablishment out of opposition to big changes in general, not out of any higher principles.

The people who were for establishment were mostly the Anglican clergy, I think. But then they had a vested interest. (Pun not intended when I started the sentence, but I like it so I'll keep it.)


2006-05-02 10:25 pm (UTC) (Link)

i can't imagine a jury would convict you


2006-05-03 01:58 am (UTC) (Link)

unless they were of his peers. which it's sad to think there are more like him.


2006-05-02 10:58 pm (UTC) (Link)

If I ever see you in this restaruant again, I swear I'll drive a chair leg through both your skulls.

But then you'd have to clean it up before the cops arrive! Eww. Moronic Racist brains are gross.

They remind me of an anti-many-things site that I found, one that had little anime-style comics about homosexuality, sex before marriage, porn, abortion, and etcetera. I hadn't laughed that hard in a very, very long time. I was practically spasming with laughter. Mostly about the first two. Oh god. I'm almost dying from just thinking about it again! I'd buy the books or comics they sell just to laugh at them. They have an anti-Harry Potter one!


2006-05-03 08:20 am (UTC) (Link)


See for more good-hatin' info!


2006-05-03 03:35 am (UTC) (Link)

I'm fucking pissed. I would have killed them.


2006-05-03 03:59 am (UTC) (Link)

You are a better person than I. I would've had to actually, physically ended their lives.


2006-05-03 08:20 am (UTC) (Link)

They come back, call the cops. Kthx. :D


2006-05-03 09:14 am (UTC) (Link)

Um.. are there no such actionable offences on the books in your area as the very common "threatening," "assault," "verbal assault," and "disturbing the peace"? Or is there some reason why you allow people to break the law in your place? I've had people cuffed and stuffed for less. It's a place of business, not a white trash theme park. Or.. wait, do you work at a white trash theme park?


2006-05-03 11:27 am (UTC) (Link)

What would the attractions be at the white trash theme park?


2006-05-03 09:17 pm (UTC) (Link)

Mm, good question. My first thought is Keno -- gambling for people who have lost the will to live. After that, cheap draft beer, served in a paper beer logo cup. Lawn chairs indoors. In fact, lots of plastic furniture in general. Napkin dispensers that dispense no less than 50 napkins at a time. Soda fountains covered in sticky good and yellowjackets. BBQ sauce spattered everywhere, like blood at a major crime scene. Wardrobes by Wal-Mart. Bodies by Burger King. Hair by Hysterical Hannah the Harridan ("A great place to get your hair did"). Bush bumper stickers. And so on. In general, all the human things that give me nightmares and make me pray for a comet to smash into the earth.


2006-05-04 06:59 am (UTC) (Link)

Plus the tent that's auditioning for Jerry Springer.
Can't forget that. :)